Standardized USENET Flame

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Dear:
  [ ] Clueless Newbie   [ ] Lamer             [ ] MSNer
  [ ] Me too er         [ ] Pervert           [ ] Geek
  [ ] Spammer           [ ] Nerd              [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed               [ ] Freak             [ ] FLAMENET Asshole
  [ ] Dweeb             [ ] Twerp             [ ] Twit 
  [ ] Mental Midget     [ ] Ignorant bastard  [ ] Brainless Wonder
  [ ] Don't Know Which Group To Post In
  
You Are Being Flamed Because:
  [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
  [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [ ] You asked for warez in alt.games.marathon
  [ ] You advertised your incredible stupidity
  [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [ ] You made a comment of mind-boggling stupidity.
  [ ] You started an off-topic thread
  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You said "me too" to something. (Not really, but kinda)
  [ ] You suck
  [ ] You started a thread riddled with unoriginal profanities.
  [ ] You advocated censorship.
  [ ] You SCREAMED!  A LOT!  FOR A LONG TIME!
  [ ] You posted the MAKE.MONEY.FAST scam or another chain letter.
  [ ] You threatened others with physical harm.
  [ ] You made (a) bigoted statement(s).
  [ ] You repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual
      superiority.
  [ ] You are under the misapprehension that this group is your
      private reserve.
  [ ] You have repeatedly shown an absolute lack of humor.
  [ ] You are apparently under some demonic compulsion to say
      everything that comes to mind.
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
  [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
  [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
  [ ] I think you might be a fed

  
 To Repent, You Must:

  [ ] Be the PR guy for Canter & Siegel
  [ ] Explain to your admin why there's a 200 MB mailbomb
      in your e-mail server
  [ ] Give up your MSN account
  [ ] Go buy Marathon Infinity instead of leeching
  [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [ ] Actually post something relevant
  [ ] Read the FAQ
  [ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave
  [ ] Go play with Pirate, MaStEr oF WaReZ
  [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test
  
 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] Blow me
  [ ] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [ ] Go buy the fucking game
  [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell
  [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
  [ ] Take your shit somewhere else
  [ ] Learn to post or fuck off
  [ ] Get on your knees and beg Bungie not to procecute your ass
  [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
  [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [ ] All of the above
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